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ESL 150: Santa Molested by Young Woman


ESL 150: Santa Molested by Young Woman


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At a popular mall in Dothan, Alabama, Santa Claus asked a 33-year-old woman, sitting on his lap, what she wanted for Christmas. She said she wanted him! "I couldn't believe it," said Paul Moyer, 65 years old. "I figured that I misheard her, so I asked her again. She didn't say ‘Yule'; she said ‘You'—meaning me!"

And then she started groping Santa. She put both hands on his cheeks and gave him a big kiss on his lips. She pulled off his cap and stroked his white hair—or what was left of it. Then she unbuckled his big black belt and stuck her hand down his pants. Santa was no match for this young woman, who was stronger, faster, and hornier than he was. He started yelling for help.

By the time a security guard arrived, the woman had unbuttoned Santa's jacket and was rubbing her chest against his. She was wearing flip-flops, shorts, and a T-shirt, with no bra. The guard asked her to leave Santa alone, but she ignored him. He had to pull her off Santa. Both Santa and the woman were out of breath.
The police eventually arrived. They handcuffed the woman and put her in a squad car. They said she would be charged with sexual assault and battery. "That poor guy didn't know what hit him," said one officer. Santa took a 10-minute break to recover and to put his Santa suit back together.

When Santa returned to his chair by the Christmas tree, he apologized to the kids who had witnessed the attack. They did not seem to be bothered by the excitement, except for the fact that they had to wait in line a little longer to visit with Santa. Two 13-year-old boys, however, enjoyed the "show." They both said they couldn't wait until they were old enough to work as Santa in a mall. "She was hot!" said one of the boys.

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*Vocabulary:

• assault:
• battery:
• bra:
• breath:
• cheek:
• eventually:
• grope:
• guard:
• handcuff:
• horny:
• ignore:
• molest:
• recover:
• squad:
• stick:
• stroke:
• unbuckle:
• witness:

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Was Santa at an unpopular mall?

• Was the woman 33 years old?

• Was she sitting on Santa's lap?

• Did she ask him what he wanted for Christmas?

• Did she say that she wanted Santa for Christmas?

• Did Santa ask her again?

• Did she give Santa a big kiss on his cheek?

• Did she brush his white hair?

• Was this woman stronger than Santa?

• Did Santa start running away?

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*Fill in blanks:

At a popular mall in Dothan, Alabama, Santa _____ asked a 33-year-old woman, sitting on his lap, _____ she wanted for Christmas. She said she wanted _____ ! “I couldn’t believe it,” said Paul Moyer, 65 _____ old. “I figured that I misheard her, so _____ asked her again. She didn’t say ‘Yule’; she _____ ‘You’—meaning me!”

And then she started groping Santa. _____ put both hands on his cheeks and gave _____ a big kiss on his lips. She pulled _____ his cap and stroked his white hair—or what _____ left of it. Then she unbuckled his big_____ belt and stuck her hand down his pants. _____ was no match for this young woman, who _____ stronger, faster, and hornier than he was. He _____ yelling for help.

By the time a security _____ arrived, the woman had unbuttoned Santa’s jacket and _____ rubbing her chest against his. She was wearing_____ -flops, shorts, and a T-shirt, with no bra. The _____ asked her to leave Santa alone, but she _____ him. He had to pull her off Santa. _____ Santa and the woman were out of breath.

_____ police eventually arrived. They handcuffed the woman and _____ her in a squad car. They said she _____ be charged with sexual assault and battery. “That _____ guy didn’t know what hit him,” said one _____ . Santa took a 10-minute break to recover and _____ put his Santa suit back together.

When Santa _____ to his chair by the Christmas tree, he _____ to the kids who had witnessed the attack. _____ did not seem to be bothered by the _____ , except for the fact that they had to _____ in line a little longer to visit with _____ . Two 13-year-old boys, however, enjoyed the “show.” They _____ said they couldn’t wait until they were old _____ to work as Santa in a mall. “She _____ hot!” said one of the boys.

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*Translate into Vietnamese:

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ESL 150: Santa Molested by Young Woman

*Vocabulary:


• assault: sự đe doạ
• battery: hành hung
• bra: ngực
• breath: hơi thở
• cheek: gò má
• eventually: dần dần
• grope: sờ soạng
• guard: bảo vệ
• handcuff: xích tay
• horny: sừng lên, bị kích dục
• ignore: tảng lờ
• molest: quấy rối
• recover: che đậy
• squad: đội
• stick: dính, gậy
• stroke: đột quỵ
• unbuckle: nới lỏng
• witness: nhân chứng

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*Yes/No Questions:

• Was Santa at an unpopular mall? No

• Was the woman 33 years old? Yes

• Was she sitting on Santa's lap? Yes

• Did she ask him what he wanted for Christmas? No

• Did she say that she wanted Santa for Christmas? Yes

• Did Santa ask her again? Yes

• Did she give Santa a big kiss on his cheek? No

• Did she brush his white hair? No

• Was this woman stronger than Santa? Yes

• Did Santa start running away? No

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*Fill in blanks:

At a popular mall in Dothan, Alabama, Santa __Claus___ asked a 33-year-old woman, sitting on his lap, __what___ she wanted for Christmas. She said she wanted __him___ ! “I couldn’t believe it,” said Paul Moyer, 65 __years___ old. “I figured that I misheard her, so __I___ asked her again. She didn’t say ‘Yule’; she __said___ ‘You’—meaning me!”

And then she started groping Santa. __She___ put both hands on his cheeks and gave __him___ a big kiss on his lips. She pulled _off____ his cap and stroked his white hair—or what __was___ left of it. Then she unbuckled his big____black___ belt and stuck her hand down his pants. ____Santa___ was no match for this young woman, who __was___ stronger, faster, and hornier than he was. He ____start___ yelling for help.

By the time a security ____guard___ arrived, the woman had unbuttoned Santa’s jacket and _was____ rubbing her chest against his. She was wearing__flip___ -flops, shorts, and a T-shirt, with no bra. The ____guard___ asked her to leave Santa alone, but she ____ignore___ him. He had to pull her off Santa. __Both___ Santa and the woman were out of breath.

___The__ police eventually arrived. They handcuffed the woman and _put____ her in a squad car. They said she ______would__ be charged with sexual assault and battery. “That __poor___ guy didn’t know what hit him,” said one ______officer__ . Santa took a 10-minute break to recover and __to___ put his Santa suit back together.

When Santa ____returned___ to his chair by the Christmas tree, he __apologized____ to the kids who had witnessed the attack. _They____ did not seem to be bothered by the ____excitement___ , except for the fact that they had to __wait___ in line a little longer to visit with ____Santa___ . Two 13-year-old boys, however, enjoyed the “show.” They __both___ said they couldn’t wait until they were old ____enough___ to work as Santa in a mall. “She __was___ hot!” said one of the boys.

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Translate into Vienamese:

Thánh bị cô gái trẻ quấy nhiễu

Tại một cửa hàng trong Dothan, Alabama, Ông già Noel hỏi cô gái 33 tuổi, đang ngồi trong lòng, cô muốn gì vào lễ Giáng sinh. Cô nói cô muốn ông ! "Tôi đã không tin," Paul Moyer, 65 tuổi nói. "Tôi đoán đã nghe lầm, nên tôi hỏi cô ấy lần nữa. Cô không nói "Noel"; cô nói "Ông-có nghĩa là tôi!"

Và cô bắt đầu sờ soạng Santa. Cô đặt hai tay lên má ông và hôn một cái hôn to trên môi ông. Cô giật mũ ông và quào tóc trắng của ông - hay cái gì còn trên đó. Rồi cô nới lỏng cái dây lưng đen lớn của ông và đưa tay xuống quần ông. Santa không đấu lại cô gái trẻ này, người mạnh hơn, nhanh hơn và kích dục hơn ông. Ông bắt đầu la lớn nhờ giúp.

Khi người bảo vệ đến, cô gái đã cởi hết áo ông già Noel và đang chà xát bộ ngực của cô lên ông. Cô mặc quần ngắn, và áo phông, không nịt ngực. Bảo vệ bảo cô hãy để yên Santa, nhưng cô cứ phớt lờ. Bảo vệ phải kéo cô ra khỏi Santa. Cả Santa và cô gái hết hơi.

Cuối cùng cảnh sát cũng đến. Họ còng tay cô gái và bỏ vào xe. Họ nói cô sẽ bị phạt tiền về tội quấy rối và bạo hành tình dục. "Người đàn ông khốn khổ đó không biết cái gì đã động đến ông ấy," một viên cảnh sát nói. Santa mất 10 phút nghỉ ngơi để hồi phục lại và để mặc lại áo ông già Noel.

Khi Santa trở lại chiếc ghế cạnh cây thông giáng sinh, ông xin lỗi các đứa trẻ đã chứng kiến cuộc tấn công. Chúng dường như không quan tâm đến cảnh đó, ngoại trừ sự thật là chúng phải xếp hàng đợi lâu hơn để gặp Santa. Hai đứa trẻ 13 tuổi, dù sao, thích thú "màn diễn." Chúng đều nói rằng chúng không thể chờ đến khi chúng đủ tuổi để làm ông già Noel trong cửa hàng. "Cô ấy thật nóng bỏng! một đứa con trai nói.

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LESSON 150:

SANTA MOLESTED BY YOUNG WOMAN -
GÁI TRẺ GẠ GẪM ÔNG GIÀ NÔ-EN.

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*Vocabulary:

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• assault: tấn công, hành hung.
• battery: đánh đập, hành hung, quấy rối tình dục.
• bra: áo ngực, áo lót.
• breath: hơi, hơi thở.
• cheek: gò má.
• eventually: rốt cuộc.
• grope: mò mẫm, vuốt ve.
• guard: canh gác, bảo vệ.
• handcuff: còng tay.
• horny: bị kích thích về tình dục, hứng tình.
• ignore: khước từ.
• molest: quấy rầy, làm phiền, gạ gẫm.
• recover: làm ai bình phục, lấy kại tinh thần.
• squad: nhóm người, tổ, đội.
• stick: để, đặt, cài, cắm.
• stroke: vuốt ve.
• unbuckle: tháo dây nịt.
• witness: người chứng kiến, nhân chứng.

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*Yes/No Questions:
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• Was Santa at an unpopular mall?
- No, he wasn't.

• Was the woman 33 years old?
- Yes, she was.

• Was she sitting on Santa's lap?
- Yes, she was.

• Did she ask him what he wanted for Christmas?
- No, she didn't. Santa Clause asked him what she wanted for Christmas.

• Did she say that she wanted Santa for Christmas?
- Yes, she did.

• Did Santa ask her again?
- Yes, she did.

• Did she give Santa a big kiss on his cheek?
- No, she didn't. She gave Santa a big kiss on his lips.

• Did she brush his white hair?
- No, she didn't. She stroked his white hair.

• Was this woman stronger than Santa?
- Yes, she was.

• Did Santa start running away?
- No, he didn't. Santa started yelling for help.

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*Fill in blanks:
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At a popular mall in Dothan, Alabama, Santa Claus asked a 33-year-old woman, sitting on his lap, what she wanted for Christmas. She said she wanted him ! “I couldn’t believe it,” said Paul Moyer, 65 years old. “I figured that I misheard her, so I asked her again. She didn’t say ‘Yule’; she said ‘You’—meaning me!”

And then she started groping Santa. She put both hands on his cheeks and gave him a big kiss on his lips. She pulled off his cap and stroked his white hair—or what was left of it. Then she unbuckled his big black belt and stuck her hand down his pants. He was no match for this young woman, who was stronger, faster, and hornier than he was. He was yelling for help.

By the time a security guard arrived, the woman had unbuttoned Santa’s jacket and was rubbing her chest against his. She was wearing flip -flops, shorts, and a T-shirt, with no bra. The guard asked her to leave Santa alone, but she ignored him. He had to pull her off Santa. Both Santa and the woman were out of breath.

The police eventually arrived. They handcuffed the woman and put her in a squad car. They said she would be charged with sexual assault and battery. “That poor guy didn’t know what hit him,” said one officer . Santa took a 10-minute break to recover and to put his Santa suit back together.

When Santa returned to his chair by the Christmas tree, he apologized to the kids who had witnessed the attack. They did not seem to be bothered by the attack , except for the fact that they had to wait in line a little longer to visit with Santa . Two 13-year-old boys, however, enjoyed the “show.” They both said they couldn’t wait until they were old enough to work as Santa in a mall. “She was hot!” said one of the boys.

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*Translate into Vietnamese:
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Tại một trung tâm thương mại nổi tiếng ở Dothan, Alabama, Ông già Nô-en hỏi một phụ nữ 33 tuổi, đang ngồi trong lòng ông, là cô muốn thứ gì cho ngày Nô-en. Cô bảo cô cần có ông. "Tôi không thể nào tin được," Paul Moyer, 65 tuổi nói. "Tôi nghĩ tôi nghe lầm, vì thế tôi hỏi cô lần nữa. Cô không nói 'Mừng Giáng sinh'; cô nói 'Anh'-có nghĩa đó là tôi!"

Và rồi cô bắt đầu mò mẫm Ông già Nô-en. Cô đặt hai tay lên đôi má ông và tặng cho ông một nụ hôn rõ kêu lên đôi môi. Cô giật bay chiếc mũ và vuốt ve mái tóc trắng tinh của ông -hoặc phần còn lại của mái tóc. Sau đó cô tháo tung dây nịt to bản màu đen và đưa hai tay vào quần ông. Santa không thể ngang tài ngang sức với người phụ nữ trẻ được, đó là một con người tràn trề sinh lực hơn, nhanh nhẹn hơn, và hứng tình hơn ông. Ông bắt đầu la lên cầu cứu.

Vào lúc nhân viên bảo vệ tới, người phụ nữ đã mở nút áo khoát của ông già Nô-en, và cọ xát bộ ngực của mình vào người ông. Cô ta mang dép tông, mặc quần soóc, và áo thun, không mặc áo ngực. Nhân viên bảo vệ yêu cầu cô để yên cho Santa, nhưng cô chẳng thèm quan tâm. Anh ta phải kéo cô ra khỏi Santa. Cả Santa và người phụ nữ đều thở hổn hển.

Cuối cùng cảnh sát đã tới. Họ còng tay người phụ nữ và đưa cô ta vào chiếc xe tuần tra. Cảnh sát cho biết cô ta sẽ bị bắt giam vì tội gạ gẫm và quấy rối tình dục. "Người đàn ông tội nghiệp kia không biết thứ gì va phải vào mình nữa," một sĩ quan cảnh sát nói. Ông già Nô-en mất 10 phút giải lao để lấy lại tinh thần và mặc bộ đồ Santa lại với nhau.

Khi ông già Nô-en trở lại ghế ngồi bên cạnh cây thông Nô-en, ông xin lổi bọn trẻ, là người đã chứng kiến vụ tấn công. Bọn trẻ xem chừng không mấy bận tâm đến tình trạng phấn khích đó, ngoại trừ việc phải xếp hàng lâu hơn để đến thăm Santa. Hai chú nhóc 13 tuổi, tất nhiên là thế, đã thưởng thức "phần biểu diển". Cả hai đứa đều nói chúng không thể đợi đến lúc đủ già như ông già Nô-en trong trung tâm thương mại được. "Cô ấy hấp dẫn quá!" một trong hai chú nhóc nói.

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. 245.Man Gets 12 Years for Fraud
. 246.Man Shoots Up Post Office
. 247.Murals Are Over 200 Years Old
. 248.Pier Collapses
. 249.Cameras in Police Cars
. 250.A School Girl Sues Her School


. 251.SUV Driver Sends Officer Flying
. 252.Boy Drowns in Neighbor's Pool
. 253.Woman Dies in House Fire
. 254.Plane Crashes into House
. 255.Fishing for Girls
. 256.Shot Next to Christmas Tree
. 257.Stabbed Outside Nightclub
. 258.Fishing Boat Sinks
. 259.The Mysterious Carport Stain
. 260.Lies About Winning Lottery
. 261.Victory Dance Leads to Death
. 262.Eat Your Vegetables
. 263.Honk if You're in a Hurry
. 264.The Man Who Loved Women
. 265.How to Get out of Jury Duty
. 266.The Way to a Man’s Heart
. 267.Female Seeks Mature Male
. 268.Let’s Go Fishing
. 269.Train Wreck “Frees” Cows
. 270.Valuable Guitar Found
. 271.Stepmother Kills Herself
. 272.Beautiful Teacher Smiles
. 273.Are Criminals Taking Over LA?
. 274.Police Arrest Happy Van Driver
. 275.Say Your Prayers
. 276.The Final Phone Call
. 277.Almost Perfect Children
. 278.There Goes the Neighborhood!
. 279.Let’s Go to Vegas!
. 280.Squirrel Attacks Woman
. 281.To Save His Baby
. 282.English Is Confusing
. 283.Pump Up the Tires
. 284.Don’t Go Swimming
. 285.The Park That Went to the Dogs
. 286.Can You Spare a Carburetor?
. 287.Golf Like a Girl
. 288.Take Me Out to the Ball Game
. 289.Take This Job and Shove It
. 290.Where Did That Book Go?
. 291.When You’ve Got Your Health
. 292.That ‘New Car’ Smell
. 293.Inviting Poor Student to Dinner
. 294.When I'm in the Bathroom
. 295.It Was an Old, Worthless Clock
. 296.Five-Finger Discount on Candy
. 297.Collecting Seashells
. 298.At the Store Entrance
. 299.We Will See the World
. 300.Get Me a Caffe Latte




. 301.The Slow Computer-1
. 302.The Slow Computer-2
. 303.The Careful Reader
. 304.Avoid the Flu
. 305.Magician Attracts Women
. 306.US Border Patrol
. 307.Car Shopping in California
. 308.Happy Anniversary
. 309.“Read All about It!”
. 310.A Factory Worker
. 311.Bad Pork
. 312.Don’t Eat the Meat
. 313.Copper Robbers
. 314.Weekly Driving Lessons-1
. 315.Weekly Driving Lessons-2
. 316.Laundry Day-1
. 317.Laundry Day-2
. 318.The Bargain CD Set-1
. 319.The Bargain CD Set-2
. 320.It’s All Over
. 321.The New Clothes-1
. 322.The New Clothes-2
. 323.Food as Punishment
. 324.US Passports Outsourced
. 325.The Demanding Son
. 326.A Practical Joke
. 327.The Dead Pedestrian
. 328.Bad News, Good News
. 329.The Cluster Balloonist
. 330.The Rude Clerk
. 331.The Tax Charge
. 332.The Fire in the Hills-1
. 333.The Fire in the Hills-2
. 334.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-1
. 335.The Vacuum Cleaner Filter-2
. 336.The Rental Car-1
. 337.The Rental Car-2
. 338.The Marathon Cheater
. 339.School Bus Crashes
. 340.Don’t Take My Property
. 341.New Law for Taco Trucks
. 342.The Refund-1
. 343.The Refund-2
. 344.Shut Your Mouth
. 345.TSA’s New Policy-1
. 346.TSA’s New Policy-2
. 347.I’m Pregnant
. 348.Court Approves Same-Sex Marriage
. 349.Impolite to His Brother
. 350.Protecting the Public
. 351.Malibu to License Paparazzi
. 352.I'm Moving to NY
. 353.The Heart Attack-1
. 354.The Heart Attack-2
. 355.Let's Speak English

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